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Jokes
09-Mar-06
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Man yo' momma so stupit the last time she used a vibrator her two front teeth broke.
You so stupid you threw a baseball at batman.
Yo' mamma so fat she went to the seven eleven she came out at 12:15!
Yer moms so stank the bitch used secret and it told on her.
Yer mom so stank she used right gaurd and it went left.
Yer moms so stank she used sure and it said "I don't know".
Yer moms house so dirty, I saw the roaches using matchbox u-hauls to move out.
Yer moms house so dirty, I went there and saw 5 roaches on the coffe table forming V
The only difference between yer mom and a 747 is that not everybody has been on a 747.
Yer moms so old, I told the bitch to act her age and she dropped dead.
Yo mommas so short she couldn't even get a job at KEEBLERS.
Yo mamma so fat when she tries to roll out of bed in the morning she rocks herself back to sleep.
Yo mama so bald when she wears a turtle-neck she looks like a busted condom!...
Yo mamma so fat when she tries to roll out of bed in the morning she rocks herself back to sleep.
Yo mama so bald when she wears a turtle-neck she looks like a busted condom!...
Your momma so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk..
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said her phone number..
Yo sister's so skinny she makes kate moss look like rosanne barr.
Your mama is so old she farts dust.
Your mama is so fat her blood type is ragu.
Your mama is so black she sweats coffee...
Your mama is like a pirates treasure.... Sunken Chest.
Mamas soooo ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a pay check.
Mamas like a harware store....10 cent screws.
Mama is like a roll of toilet paper.... Roll er out User and throw er out.
Mamas sooo hairy she has fros on er nipples.
You iz so dumb dat you got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.
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Your mama's so fat that when she took a bath she left a ring around the world..
Your mamma is so ugly she go in a haunted house and come out wit a job application..
Yo mamma so stupid, she thought MCI was a rapper.
Yo mamma so rough, she gargle wit peanut butter.
Are your teeth cold? Then why do they got two yellow jakets on?..
Yo momma is so hairy, she got cornrolls on her back.
Yo momma is so horny she can fuck the crack of dawn.
Your momma so fat, that when she puts on her B.V.D.'s it spells out BOULEVARD.
Yo momma is so fat when she got in the car it became a low rider.
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Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other peoples fingers!
Yo momma's so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro!
Your mother is so horny, her vibrator comes with dual airbags.
Your mother is llike a bubble-gum machine--five cents a blow.
Your mother's so rough, she can eat iron and shit BMWs.
Your mother is so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to take a piss.
Your mother is so stank, when she holds her farts it makes her breath smell like shit.
Your mother is so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Your ass is so big, you get shit stains on your coller.
Your mothers ass is so big, she rents it out as a bus stop.
Your mother is like a hair dryer--turn her on and she blows.
I could have been your father, but the line was too long.
Your girl is so loose, she has two-for-one dollar days.
Your girl is like a twinkie--always pumped full of cream.
Your mother is like an elephant in bed, 'csuse i fuck her for peanuts.
Your mothers lips are so big, she can kiss her own ass.
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Yo Mamaz teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic stops.
Yo Mamaz so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo Mamaz breath is so stank people look foward to her farts.
Yo Mamaz so fat she went to Sizzlers and da bitch got a group discount.
Yo Mamaz so fat da bitch stepped on da scale and it said one at a time.
Yo Mamaz so fat da bitch stepped on da scale and it said to be continued.
Yo teeth are so big it look like yo mama had a affair wit Mr. Ed.
Yo mama is so fat, when she cross the street, she got a ticket for obstructing traffic!
Your mama's so old the bitch smells like two-hundred year old wolf pussy.
Your mama's so old she farts dust.
Your mama's so fat the bitch got shot and bled chocolate milk.
Your mama's got wooden tit's and breast feeds beavers.
I'm jealous cuz your mom gots a bigger dick than I do.
Your so ugly when you jerk off your hands try to go to sleep.
Your mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a damn pack of hotdogs.
Your mama's so old the bitch owes jesus food stamps.
Your breath smells so bad the ice cream man gave her a listerine popsicle.
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You so poor I went to your house and asked "where's the bathroom" yo mom said "upstairs second bucket to the right".
You so poor I went to yo house and lit a ciggarette and yo moms chanted "clap yo' hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got heat".
Yo momma so stank she uses black flag as deodarant.
Yo moms just like the police she rolls up and parks anywhere..
Ya, Ya ma, Ya mama so dumb . . . . She delivered one kid and called it singlets!
Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mamma so fat chap stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mamma so fat she had to iron her clothes in the driveway
Yo moms is so good at swallowing she made the phrase 'Melts in your mouth, not in your hands'.
Yo mama's like a goalie she changes pads every three periods.
Yo mama's so fat her drivers license picture says continued on other side.
Yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama's like a race car she goes through 30 rubbers a day..
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